How To Build A Homemade Turkey Shrapnel Bomb:

1. Wait till your sister and her husband cook a whole turkey in a glass pan.
2. Wait will your sister and her husband place the cooked turkey on the stove top and leave.
3. Decide to heat up water on the stove top in order to cook some cup of noodles.
4. Screw up and turn on the wrong burner. (The one directly under the turkey.)
5. KABOOM! The glass pan shatters in an outward direction before you can react and remove it from the heated burner.
6. Turkey and glass go flying end every direction.
7. TaDa! You have created a Turkey Shrapnel Bomb.
(Yes… I made the mistake of doing this a few nights ago. I was showered in a spray of turkey and glass in an instant.)